5 Reasons Why You Want To Play Free Slots

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To be honest, I’m not sure whether you want to play free slots. However, I’m writing an article with the magic number 5 and this is the subject. Also, checking out SEO Key Words for casinos I notice Free Slots has decent average monthly traffic 165,000 and competition is low. What more can a blogger ask for? Someone to write the article would be a good start. Anyway, I will do a little bit of research and see what I can find. There may be more than five reasons we want to play free slots or there may be even less.

Let’s take a look to see.

I’ve found a website with a similar post so I’m going to take a read and spin this out like a stormtrooper with fetish for winning lines. Remember we are interested in free to play and not pay to play.

1) You Can’t Lose

Never a bad starting point when playing the slots. The downside is that you can’t win so if you are in credit by a grand you may be wishing you’d put your hand in your pocket. However, a grand down and you’re thanking your lucky stars. If you fancy playing literally until the cows come home (to all those farmers out there) then this is your bag (of milk). It’s an interesting concept that you can take advantage of free slots. And some free slots even allow you to win money without paying a bean (to all those bean farmers out there). The main reason for free slots is that it’s good promotion for the website. This may be for an online casino or software developer showing their talents. You may head to an online casino and get 20 spins for free and you can keep the profits. I guess if you lose you may put your hand in your pocket and they get your dosh (perhaps). Free slots that let you win real money are found across the internet. An option if you have no money, don’t like spending money or just hate pay slots.

2) Skill Free Play

That’s right, you don’t need any skills to play these free slots. They are pure chance anyway so whether paid or not you need a little bit of luck to see those credits go into lift off. With no money at risk you can play stress free. Crack open a beer at the end of a long day and have the time of your life playing free slots. Your only interest is fun. It’s like being in a money-free world where everyone smiles, plays slot machines and doesn’t fret about being a grand down. Simply choose your favourite game (try them all as they don’t cost you anything). You may even pick up a few strategies for play the real pay slots.

3) Plenty Of Free Slots To Choose

I’m pretty sure I’ve played on these free slots before. You can pay to play and you don’t have to go crazy betting $5 a spin. Free slots have as many games to choose as the paying so there is no lack of fun. Slotmania, a Facebook page, has 160 free slots you can play. Unibet has 99 free spinners, while House Of Fun has 777. I think that must be a lucky omen. I’m tempted to go there and win no money but lose no money. Although, perhaps we can get a few free spins to win some dirty cash. You can sample over 1000 free slots from these platforms, which should take most teenagers into middle age. Take your pick from the old fashioned fruit machines to those space age things with a million win lines.

4) Play At A Snail’s Pace

Free slots are available 24 hours a day. Choose your time. Play. Finish work you can play free slots while you watch Coronation Street. What more could anyone want when they are dressed in their favourite Pjs and cracked open a tinny. You don’t need to rush playing real money slots but there’s something truly relaxing about having no fear of losing cash. Playing with real cash does bring limitation. How much money do you have and want to spend? There’s no need to think about bankroll or gambling discipline. Free slots and apps give you that luxury. It’s enough to make me want to open a packet of pork scratchings.

5) Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

As the song goes: ‘I do.’ Well that’s what real money slots promise. They promise the chance to win a fortune if you are lucky. We all know that they are made to lose money but we’ve all heard the story about the man who won $36 million in Las Vegas for $100. In truth, winning a million on the slots isn’t real. Well, for the millions of players it really isn’t likely to happen at all. The odds are slim but possible. However, you have to risk your own cash and there are times when you just don’t want to do that. Who wants to end up broke? Lots of people have. Perhaps you could win a million on free slots. I’m not sure if that has happened but perhaps it has. Playing free slots is fun, exciting and offers a chance to fantasise about what could be. You may not win any cash but you enjoyed the experience.

5 Ways To Get Banned From A Casino

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So you’ve got your casino membership and you’re ready to roll. Nothing better than seeing a smiling face as you walk through the entrance with a chirpy: ‘Good evening, Sir’. The best way to guarantee that continues is not to win too much money and be on your best behaviour else you may find you are banned from the casino. If you’re looking for the five best ways to kill your casino membership then learn more.

If like most eager punters, you’ll want to keep to the casino rules so you don’t have problems along the way. Fights, cheating, drunken behaviour will not only stop you gambling but you’ll be shown the door.

1) Drunk Behaviour

No one likes a drunk. Even a merry drunk is hard work. If you’ve had one drink too many and unruly, drunk, abusive or all three you will be banned. In Las Vegas you may be fined or face a short jail term. Being private institutions, casinos can ask you to leave and never come back. If you do, you will be trespassing and could face even harsher penalties. It’s so much easier to just stick to sparkling water and act like a sensible human being. Also, if you are caught smoking weed or stoned you will face a ban. Don’t act like Ronald Turkington, who was ejected from Aspers Casino in Newcastle, UK in 2014. He returned with a gun and fired shots aimed in the general direction of the entrance.

2) Abuse Of Staff Or Other Players

Winning and losing can add to emotions and abusing casino staff will get you in hot water as it’s never tolerated. Don’t direct your anger at a dealer if you are losing at blackjack or complain about the ball bouncing out of your number on the roulette. Don’t even joke what you would like to do to a dealer. The chances are you will be ‘kicked out’ of the casino if not banned for life. It may seem harmless banter but there has been many a true word said in jest. When playing poker you have to mind your manners. Obscene or offensive language will see you get a penalty such as being excluded from the table for a round or two. Abuse will see you banned.

3) Beating The System (Tricks & Card Counting)

If you get lucky or win too much money you may find you are banned. The casinos don’t like to lose money and if they can’t work out whether your win is pure luck or some crazy system they may tell you to leave (and never come back). For example, Balvinder Sambhi won £28,000 from Grosvenor casino after years of perfecting his ‘’no-lose’’ system only to find he was banned from all Grosvenor casinos across the country. He even tried to question this with a solicitor’s letter but had no redress. They said: ‘We are under no legal obligation to give reasons for excluding someone from our premises.’ Also, card counting will get you into trouble. It doesn’t happen so much these days with better shuffling machines but if you are seen to be turning the house edge against the casino you will be asked to bet level stake or leave.

4) Cheats & Scammers Beware

Money laundering has taken place in casinos across the world and you had better be careful if you think you can play long and hard and turn that dirty money into clean cash. You may well be banned if you can’t show where the money came from or criminal investigation if something doesn’t sound right. The casino has the final say and can ban you with or without discretion. There is no burden of proof or guilt needed. Theft will see you banned and the police called.

5) Online Bans Happen

It’s not just brick and mortar casinos where you can get banned it’s online too. Underage players, using someone else’s identification or creating multiple accounts to take advantage of welcome bonuses will see you banned.

There are plenty of ways you can get banned so always be on your best behaviour so you don’t get a bad name.

5 Secrets To Winning On Slot Machines

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Who better to learn some tips from the author and editor of the American Casino Guide. Steve and Matt Bourie run a YouTube channel called The Jackpot Gents and have almost 200,0000 subscribers. To add to their clout, this particular video, which inspired me to write this post, has 1.8 million views in 2 years. Let’s get stuck into their top 4 secrets on winning on slot machines.

Introduction

Most people who go to the casino will play slots. In fact, almost 70% of the casino revenue comes from slots. Let’s face it we all know how slots work, but what we want to know is how to win more often. Basics: A slot machine is just a computer that’s made to pay out less money than it takes. That’s in the long run, as we know, anything can happen in the short run. In the long run you’re not going to win money unless you are a cheat. Learn these handy tips which will make your money last longer which means you have more chance of hitting the jackpot which is probably the difference between winning and losing when you play on the slots.

1) Always Join The Players Club

I must admit, I’ve never heard of this before. It sounds like a lot of people are against joining the Players Club. However, for all the bad publicity this isn’t true. The casino has the house edge so they know long term they will win. The good side to joining the Players Club is that you will get a lot of bonuses, which means you have better value and makes it worth it. This allows you to cut down the casino edge. If you love playing slots you need a way of cutting the house edge which steals all your money. They will often give you free spins which gives you an advantage and make your play last longer. The Players Club lets the casino know how much money you have played and they can rebate some of that back to you. In addition, you get gifts and other freebies, show tickets, buffet, hotel rooms, meals and all sorts of stuff. You won’t get this if you haven’t joined.

2) Set A Budget

Wise words from the father and son here. Let’s imagine you go to Vegas with the thought of gambling $1,000. The worst thing you could do is lose that money in the first day of your week on the Strip. It happens. Be realistic with the budget you set. You really don’t want to be playing $5 slot machines on a limited budget. Think about how fast your money will go. You may be better off playing nickel or penny slot machines. Remember gambling, for most people, is entertainment. Playing slots you have the thrill of the experience. On the good side, you might win money. Have some fun but be realistic about it and set a budget and stick to it like glue.

3) Don’t Bet The Max Coins

Being a novice, I have no idea what this means. You may want to bet the max coins if you are playing one of the progressive slots and it has millions up for grabs. If not, you are building up that pot for someone else to win. It could be the difference between winning $10M and $1000. Just for the sake of a dollar. Sadly it has happened to some punters. Imagine that happening to you. It would be pretty upsetting. Bet enough to be eligible for the bonus rounds. You might not need to bet max coin to get this but it’s worth remembering. If you cover the pay lines it’s usually enough to get the bonus rounds. Bonus rounds are good because you are not betting any money Also, you need this to get the highest payback on the slot machine. It differs from machine to machine how you get to these bonus rounds. If you are not sure, go into the game rules and look.

4) Speed Kills

The faster you player the machine the more you lose. So you need to find ways to slow the game down. That’s to do with your behaviour not the machine. Slowing down your game play is a good idea. As the young man in the video says: ‘Playing a slot machine is a negative expectation game.’ You shouldn’t expect to win but you can hope. In the long run, you are guaranteed to lose money. You may be playing a slot with 90% payback, which means when you run through your money you will lose 10%. That’s $100 if you go through your grand. The difference in the rate of play can be quite considerable. You could spend from $100 an hour to $500 on a dollar machine. You’re getting more spins but your money may not last so long. It won’t unless you get a few wins. If you think by pressing the button faster or slower makes a difference to your winning. It doesn’t. When you press the button the random number generator clicks into action. Just let the reels spin as it will slow your play and make your money last longer. The worst thing you can do is play two machines at once. Not only can’t to pay attention to both you are losing money fast. Also to slow the game down go partners with someone so you are rooting for each other. Half the winnings but double the time playing.

5) Caveat

Remember playing slot machines in a casino is for entertainment. It’s like going to a concert where you spend $200. If you see people in the casino they will be doing all manner of superstitious things like knocking before hitting the spin button, wearing their lucky tie or whatever you think works. In the long run, that’s not going to make any difference to your winning or losing. You really shouldn’t be in a casino playing slots and being miserable. You should have fun doing it. If you are having fun you should save your money and go home.

5 Ways Las Vegas Prostitutes Scam You

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Searching for stories to write in the classic format of 5 things you should know about. Well, I’m not sure if this is a good or bad idea but searching on YouTube for a touch of inspiration (I think that’s the word) and I find this video about Las Vegas prostitutes. I’m looking for the magic number 5. I found it. As a disclaimer, I’ve never been to Las Vegas or had any interest in soliciting the services of a prostitute. I’m sure she would say: ‘You’re one of those talkers, hey?’ Anyway, if you find yourself in Vegas then these five pointers may just save you some embarrassment, cash, ultimately arrest or death. 

So much for Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

Lets get down to the good stuff!

No wonder it’s called Sin City. It’s a strange how all these vices are somehow legal.

(Well, mostly legal).

Prostitution is Legal in Nevada but not all parts of Nevada. In fact, 10 of the 16 counties it is legal. However, it is only legal in certain places and inside a brothel. Any county with a population over 700,000 cannot have legalised prostitution. Las Vegas and the Strip has over 2 million residents. So it is not legal in Clark County. However, escorting, which is simply paying someone for their company, is perfectly legal. This is regardless of how much or little clothing they are wearing. If you are arrested for a first time offender for prostitution you can face up to 6 months in jail or $1000 fine. Plus a $400 fine and $200 civil penalty. This may be dismissed from your record if you pay a fine, do a little bit of community service or go to an AIDS awareness class [often called John’s School]. Now you have the basics lets take a look at the 5 ways you could get scammed.

1) Walking along The Strip…like you do. If you are in a group or walking on your own along the strip you may bump into a group of prostitutes who show you a little bit of affection while stealing a phone or your wallet out of your back pocket who hands it to another one. If you notice you’ve lost something and ask about it they will show you their hands and say: ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about!’ And they simply walk off with your property.

2) If you are out at a bar or a restaurant with a prostitute they may drug your drink. The bloke in the video recounts a time when a man walked in off the street with three prostitutes into a strip club. All of them sat down at a table and one of the strippers joined them. That was unusual because generally strippers hate prostitutes coming into the club because they are competing against each other to try to make money. Long story short, one of the hosts has to carry the guy to the front door. He was zonko and almost a dead weight. Worse than it drunk. It was found out that not only did they drug the bloke but also the stripper. Whether they robbed the man wasn’t told but the only reason they drug someone is to get their hands on his money. Thankfully he was in a place where people looked after him. If he had been somewhere else he would have put himself in real danger.

3) If you make it back to the prostitutes room you have even more to worry about. This is the best of three scenarios. So listen up. This could happen if you are on the Strip, which, isn’t a legal setting for prostitution. You’ve talked to her, agreed to a sum of money, and you agree to go back to your hotel. You may get what you paid for but if you’re going to get robbed [best case scenario] she takes your wallet and runs out of the room! You may have been drugged, go to the bathroom, it could be any number of things. It’s an opportunist theft. Even if you catch her and make a scene you’re in trouble. Someone will call security. They will ask what happened for their report. That may lead to the police being called. You may be thankful you simply lost your wallet, cash, identification and bank cards. At least they can be replaced.

4) This is one of the worst case scenarios to be in [but not the worst]. You make it back to your room. However, she texts someone your room number. This could be a pimp, several guys, or even someone dressed as a policeman. They come up to your room and you are not ready for it. That’s why you need to be careful about giving your room number as a condition of her going to it. They may say it’s so she feels safe by letting a friend know where she is. It all sounds fair and square. You are totally unprepared. You may even have your pants down. You will be outnumbered, probably have a gun pulled on you to guarantee you will be forthcoming with the goods. You’re money, bank cards, watch and anything else of value. The only hope is that with some bigger establishments is that people will be stopped by security or not have a key to the elevator. Those long corridors may just give you a little bit of time if you see someone following you.

5) This is the worst scenario. You go to her room rather than your own. This is truly a terrible idea. She controls that setting and what is going to happen. If you find yourself in this position you are probably going to get robbed. You may find you have a gun in your face. The south end of the Strip has a lot of sketchy hotels and guest houses. To be fair there are a lot of shady places all over the world. But these are the kind of places you don’t want to end up going. If you think about a small motel verses one of the major casinos. A lot of things that can protect you are gone. There’s no barrier to people getting to you. In fact, your room is a knock on the door away. There’s no security, no police on site, no security cameras, so it’s much easier to set someone up to get robbed. Someone could be waiting outside or even in your room. You simply have no idea.

Enjoy your stay at Las Vegas but keep safe and be one step ahead of the scammers who may have their eye on you.

Your Guide To The Perfect Casino Trip

Your Guide To The Perfect Casino Trip

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A trip to the casino can be a great experience. Whether it is for an afternoon, evening or weekend it can really make a special occasion with others and you may even get lucky and win some cash. However, like all trips it is best to plan what you are going to be doing just to keep you on the straight and narrow. Sure, you want to enjoy your time but you don’t want things to get out of control and return home with regrets. This article details a brief checklist of things you should do before heading to the casino.

How To Manage Your Bankroll

To be fair, a lot of people don’t even think how much money they should be taking to the casino. Perhaps you just rely on topping up any losses with a credit card. This can get very messy if you don’t have some idea of what you are doing. The classic maxim: ‘Bet what you can afford to lose!’ I know it might sound like your Dad talking to you about the birds and the bees but you don’t want to be naive. If you don’t know where to find that stop button you will spend, spend spend until you have a face like a wet weekend. Set out the money you want to play with and go from there. You shouldn’t just think how much money you will spend but also how much each game. Many experts suggest playing from 3% – 5% of your bankroll. However, it really depends on the time you are betting too. Whatever you choose, stick to your bankroll.

Which Games To Play

Whether you are an experienced player or betting for the first time, it’s likely you are more familiar with some games than others. For example, I tend to play roulette or blackjack as the house edge (especially playing in Europe with the single zero) is more favourable. You may enjoy playing poker best. It pays to have a plan an idea of what games you want to play. If not, you will be attracted to everything and anything. Like Shiny Object Syndrome, where you go from one game to the next or those with the most excited crowds. Also, slots with their flashing lights and noise can be attractive. They have some of the highest house edges so make pretty poor value. Stick to the games that give you the best chance of winning.

Who Are You Going To The Casino With?

This might seems an insignificant question. However, it is important for a number of reasons. The people who you are with can have a big impact on the day you are likely to have and how you behave. It’s best to go with like-minded people who are interested in winning money rather than having a crazy time. You should bet, drink and behave in a manner that suits you as an individual rather than keeping up with others. It can be a recipe for disaster and may even find you getting put in jail. By the way, did you eve hear about a prison with a casino? Or leave those big venues to one side and visit the smallest casino in the world. Don’t bet more that you can afford to lose. You know your friends and be careful not to get carried away. It never ends well.

Play Online Before

This isn’t a prerequisite but it may do you a favour. Why? Because it is good to familiarise yourself with different games so you understand the rules and so you can enjoy the experience rather than learn at the table which may be frustrating for the croupier or others around you. You can play online with fake money or get a free bankroll which means it doesn’t cost you to learn. This gives you a chance to learn about bankroll management and progressive betting systems. Experience is the most valued tool for any casino gambler.

Know When To Walk Away

Kenny Roger’s classic Gambler Song said it all: ‘Know when to walk away’ because this has been a weakness for many a gambler. It would have resulted in a much better outcome. Sometimes winning can be as much a problem as losing if you don’t know when to stop. For example, you are winning £200. You consider you would like to win a little bit more before calling it a day. It seems more appealing. However, this mindset will lead you to problems. You will always be looking for that little bit more but it has no end. It will lead you into the red and you will regret ever thinking about building your winnings to a higher level. You need gambling discipline and set a winning limit. A sum which sees you walk away with extra money in your pocket. You’ve met your goal and can go home with no regrets. Make sure the number is realistic and not too lofty. You don’t want to set yourself an impossible task. When you hit that number keep to your own advise.

Conclusion

A trip to the casino can be some of the best fun you’ve had all year. Win or lose the excitement is usually worth the trip. The outcome of all play is out of your hands. You are relying on lady luck. Stick to your plan and you will have a great time.