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5 Ways To Get A Freebies From Your Local Casino

5 Ways To Get A Freebies From Your Local Casino What’s better than your bog standard bet? A free bet. Now, I know a lot of you will be moaning about free bets because they are the first step to a slippery slope for many an addict. But free bets, offers or incentives are both a brilliant marketing tool for the gambling industry but also their Achilles’ heel. They have to give you the goodies and then hope you go completely out of control and blow a grand on the roulette. Yes, I am prone to hyperbole. But what are the best ways to get a lovely free bet from your casino?

1) For starters, it’s a good idea to join their membership, you’ll get a card, online access, and regular emails keeping you informed of all the free stuff going. I’ve been given free bets up to £75. And I can tell you now, that’s no because I’m losing money. Also, join their Facebook Page, Twitter and any other social media. You don’t have to, but if you are in control of your gambling, and you need to be, then all these match bets, free bets and discounts on food are literally up for grabs.

2) Be patient and don’t go to the casino that often. That’s when they try to tempt you back and will give a decent match bet or something to make you interested. The key part of all these freebies is to stick to your betting like glue. A £20 match bet means next to nothing if you bet £1,000. But if you bet small, you are doubling your chance of winning and beating the house edge. In truth, you are odds on to win. How many times do you hear that.

3) Although it pays to be quiet, it can be handy to keep the casino informed of your plans. If you intend to turn up with a group, tell them you are organising a night out and if you and the Groovy Gang get a few match bets or a discount off the food bill then you will be there on the dot. Surprise surprise you will see something heading to your mailbox. Considering you are going, what have you got to lose.

4) The classic survey. Take a moment to complete a survey about your last visit and they will give you a £5 free bet or more. It takes about two minutes and is money for nothing. Also, give the casino your feedback in person or via email as they are interested in improving their customers’ experience.

5) Quite often casino restaurants have few customers. They seem more interested in gambling than eating. However, a number of these establishments are fit for royalty and you are dining in a room which is akin to a mansion. Also, the food is often greatly discounted to get punters in the casino to bet. You can simply go for a meal and have no interest in gambling at all. The service in casinos is head and shoulders above your general restaurant so make the most of it. If you turn up on specific dates and one person signs up for their membership card (doesn’t cost you any money) the whole bill will be half price. That can easily be worth £100 if not a lot more.

Who says nothing is for free?

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5 Cynical Things About Casinos

5 Cynical Things About CasinosWhere would a casino be without punters who lose plenty of cash? Broke. So what all gambling industries need is fresh blood. After the old ones have been sucked dry of every penny and they disappear to live on the streets in a cardboard box. As a willing victim, you notice an advert from your local casino tempting a new-be gambler with a free bet. What more could you ask for? Give it a little time and you could be living on the breadline too. Of course, this is a very cynical perspective. It considers that individuals have no freewill or choice. As the adverts say: ‘When the fun stops, stop.’’

But what could we view as 5 cynical aspects of the casino world which tempt you to bet and lose.

1) No Membership Needed

Once upon a time you would have needed to give all your details to get into a casino and they were pretty determined to get you to use your membership card when changing your money into chips as some form of accountability. That seems to have had its day. I can’t remember the last time anyone at the casino asked any question about anything about anything.

2) No One Knows The Time

You will never see a clock on a wall. The casino is a timeless place where you really don’t need to know what’s happening outside this gambling world. Also, you won’t have a chance to look out of a window as there aren’t any. Remember the episode of Only Fools And Horses when Dell and Rodney came out of the casino to find it was the next day. It happens more than you think. Very few people leave with any money.

3) Free Bets, Incentives and Offers

Where would the casino be without the carrot dangling on the end of a stick? A steady stream of mules chomping at the bit finding themselves in the casino and there is no door to get out. They are literally trapped inside with their credit card until they die due to vertigo from watching the ball spin around the roulette wheel once too often. To think it was that free bet which led to my destruction and poverty. The sound of the slots paying out echoes in my cardboard box as the rain falls down. Others heading to the restaurant to get a discounted meal. Later digging through bins on the seafront. Be careful of those offers and incentives – they may just ruin your life.

4) Everyone’s Your Friend At The Casino

The staff at casino come off the same production line as The Stepford Wives. If they weren’t asking if you wanted a free drink they’d be out the back making Cherries Jubilee. There’s nothing wrong with polite, courteous and caring staff but these guys can lean back so far they make world record limbo dancers look stiff and their head can spin 360 degrees as they notice you need a free top-up of cola. If you look very close into the eyes of any staff member at the casino you will see red eyes which can scan a barcode. No wonder I love going to the casino because they are always there to help with every problem.

5) Special Occasions – We’ve Got Just The Present

If you happen to have a birthday coming up, you can guarantee you will receive an offer of some kind to tempt you to turn up to the casino. This is a prime opportunity to take advantage of a free bet or match bet and lose all of your money. If you are a particularly big loser they may even bake you a cake. Whatever you do, don’t mention it’s a significant birthday else they will get the voodoo man to put a spell on you and you will never be seen again. Perhaps washed up on a beach in Haiti with a sucker fish stuck to your lips.

Good luck.

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5 Financial Approaches To Betting Roulette

5 Financial Approaches To Betting RouletteRoulette. If you want to drive the croupier mad you can just bet black or red level stake but don’t be surprised if everyone laughs when zero pops up. That green will match the colour of your face. But joking aside, what is the best way to bet small, medium or large stakes on the roulette wheel? Obviously, it is your choice but – for what it’s worth – here are my thoughts from the most boring gambler in the world (me).

1) Small Stakes Big Win

The dream bet for every gambler but in truth very unlikely to happen but not beyond the realms. With £20 of 50p chips you can have a decent long game and you might just win big. Betting on a given single number just one chip a time and hope your single comes up a couple of times in a matter of spins. I’ve had a single number come out three times on the bounce (lucky number 5) and it was a great evening. If you get £50 in profit stick your original stake money back in your pocket and play £5 a spin and really hope you get lucky with a time thirty-five. It can happen and if so you can push your luck a little more or just walk away with a couple of hundred on the hip. It’s the way I play, and it really has been a good move over the years.

2) Betting Black Or Red: One Spin

You’ve probably seen this on Youtube where some mad and hopeful punter cashes all their money for chips and bets big. To be fair, I can’t see why anyone would want to do this but if you believe Lady Luck is your constant companion then go for it. Many gamblers lose a few hundred to a grand at a casino on an evening. They may play for a few hours. But you could just as well let one bet spin and double your cash on black or red. If you just want to nip into a casino and go home fast it could be your thing. Good luck if you are this brave and fearless soul.

3) Let’s Cover Every Number On The Table

I think for many roulette players this is their chosen style of betting. I’ve seen punters head to the table with several hundred in £5 chips, cover vast numbers, some with more and less, thinking, hoping, praying one of their numbers comes up, if not a single with a towering stack. You can have a long run with this approach and sometimes be up a good, few quid. The downside is that your betting odds are probably small and one or two spins where you miss a number and you see those punters walk away. I’ve seen many lose several hundred in a very short time. These players often go crazy when they are on a winning streak placing more and more bets and then they go bang.

4) Who Is Winning At Your Table

There is no logic to winning and losing. Each and every number has the same chance of coming up and over thousands of spins all numbers would be remarkably similar. However, it’s funny that someone is often having a purple patch and they seem to win all night long. You could do worse than note who is winning at your casino table and follow suit. At least you can blame someone else if you lose your cash.

5) Free Bet Or Match Bet Warrior

Without question, the best way you can put the odds in your favour on any game play at the casino is with a free or match bet. I’ve had free bets up to £75, match bets of £20 numerous occasions. If you bet small money this extra free cash really gives you every chance of winning. The casino just hope you carry on betting and lose your hard earned cash but the decision is yours. Who says the casino always wins or has the odds stacked in their favour. Foolish words from the non gambler brigade who simply have no idea of how to make the most of opportunities.